Almost Forgot!

I rode the bus for the first time tonight to get to the hospital. I usually ride the subway. Anyway, I have always heard that the bus offers more weirdos per square inch than does the way of sub. However, as I rode towards Bellevue I thought, "this isn't so bad. I kind of like this more. I actually get reception." Then, literally 30 seconds later, a crazy man came aboard and started spewing obscenities very loudly as he made his way to the back. He caught me looking and shouted "Mutha Fucka! You forgot to wipe!" I still dont even know what he was referring to; I housed no crap stains on my person. Maybe the voices in his head confused him because they sure as hell confused me! Despite his "crazy" demeanor, he must have been a reliable psychic - because I quickly crapped my pants in fear of him. Kidding. So, I got off a stop early and walked two blocks to the 'spital.

In the words of shaggy, "It wasn't me..."