So, a few of my sister's friends are visiting new york this week. Naturally, we all went to grub together. The meal was pretty hilarious. We talked a lot about dismembering animals, kind of disturbing, but very hilarious. Hmm, I quickly realized that last statement definitely made me sound like a psychopath. Whatever.
Anyway, we left the thai restaurant and decided to walk to the park. As we joyfully sauntered up the street, it was hard not to notice a very crazy-eyed homeless man that had an uncanny resemblance to the quasi-toothless man pictured up top.
He walked right up to me and one of my sisters friends and in a voice so loud and raspy he quickly muttered to her "You'd look better with a dick in yo' mouff." He leaned in and solidified that statement with an assertive "Fo real!" Then, he went along his merry way. We just stood there with our mouths open and cracked up laughing. New York sure is full of crazies!
We ended up seeing a cool band in the park play old-timey jazz music. They were called the "Loose Marbles." They had a paper so you could sign up for their email list. Strange. After one of their performances, a woman walked up to them, not to give them money, but to break a 10. Weird. More later. Bye
3 comments:
Sounds like the homeless guy is the one with the loose marbles!
So who was the lucky victim?
It was Veronica's best friend, Deema. SuckA
so i've just now found the time to catch up on your blog......so far i'm loving it. I totally wish i woulda been there to see that homeless man......we woulda been rollin' on the floor like that time we heard trish and hien doin it hahah
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