My Brush with Baldness

Vanessa and I flew into JFK from San Franny Fran and had a celebrity sighting once we landed. In order to get to the baggage claim we hustled up to the escalator. However, a mysterious man foiled our plans. There he stood, dressed in jeans, snazzy gray and green shoes, and a polo. He was just standing on the moving escalator. I was kind of annoyed; I like movement. Walk on the escalator. Don't stand. Regardless, his bald spot looked familiar. He turned slightly and caught us examining him. It was:

Rob Corddry of The Daily Show.

My sister kind of nudged me and I continued walking up the escalator. As I passed him, I jokingly gave him the stinkeye (which sounds much like another word for a bungus hole), ominously said "Too slow, Corddry" and scampered forth. He cracked up and said something like "Ugh. Too slow again!" We walked forth and left him in our triumphant wake.

And that, my friends, was my brush with baldness.