It's about 1 in the mo'nin' and my sister and I are channel surfing. Totally surfing! Whooooa, brah. Ugh. Lame. As we searched the guide on the television we came across a funny name. It was titled "Spic 'N Span-ish." We cracked up and started watching it. HO. LY. SHIT. We watched about 3 seconds. In those 3 seconds we saw two big-tittied, gadunkadunked Latinas wash and grind their asses in the shower. After we laughed, gasped in terror, and changed the channel, I turned to my sister.
"That was unnecessary!" she uttered.
"Vanessa! Were they cleaning in the shower?"
"That's awful!"
Really, though. I think they were cleaning the shower with their titties and asses - which we all know are the greatest weapons to fight soap scum. Duh. That's why women are the home makers. We were totally built for it. Thanks for reminding me, "Spic 'N Span-ish."
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I tried looking for pictures of men cleaning, but found homeless men fixing their shanties, brown people doing landscaping, or assholes in tractors. Guess even the gays won't touch this womans' job.
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