I was watching an episode of Seinfeld the other night - the one where George gets caught peeing whilst lathering up in the communal shower at the gym. This encites a whole level of disgust by the audience, the gym member who caught him, and even his friends.
I always find it appropriate to whizz in the shower. And why not? There's a drain. There is water flushing it away... It's almost as if showers were meant to be pissed in.
As a matter of fact, I am so comfortable with the idea that - close your eyes Orlando and Vanessa - I used to quasi-routinely pee in the shower while my ex-boyfriend was present. I would just laugh and say "Uh-oh," hover over the drain and release. He'd immediately walk to the back of the shower, turn his back to me, and complain. "Dammit, Tanya." I would chuckle as my bladder and urethra completed their collective tasks. He'd complain at times that it smelled of ammonia or asparagus.
Whatever. Peeing in the shower is normal. I defy anyone to tell me otherwise.
Honestly, who doesn't pee in the shower?
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The thing about asparagus is that it makes your pee so fucking vile. I love taking a piss after some asparagus and thinking -- "ugh, did I just take a shit???"
I always pee in the shower, it feels good with the warm water and all. I peed in front of my ex-bf, too. He was English and had to wash out his damn foreskin everytime he took a shower. So I wasn't too embarassed about peeing. He would kind of hold his dick up into the shower stream. It was amazing.
I don't like it when people come into the room when I am pooping. Thats sacred. I don't poop in the shower. However, I could have a garbage disposal installed in it and then I could. That would be gross.
You have no idea how disgusted I am right now. I want to pee on your face in utter protest of this blog. What makes it all the much worse is that we currently SHARE a shower. I fucking hate you.
Love your sister,
V
Oh. My. Gawd.
Should I even dignify this with a comment?!
power to the shower pissers.
there are few things more satisfying than peeing in the shower. i mean really.
i will say, though, that some people are too up in their ways to even have the ability -- my lady for example, has taken close to two years to learn to pee in the shower and even then it is an event: "oh - i think... wait - no. yes! look! there!"
and now that we've swapped pissing/significant other shower stories, i'm going to go kill myself. xo
i used to be a shower pisser.
then my dad starting asking who was peeing in the shower. i guess the water that runs down the drain would revive the stench of urine.
i blamed it on my brother and starting to make sure i made a visit to the toilet before what the french call douching.
LOL! My husband would do this a lot in the shower even when I was in there with him. We'd kinda just laugh about it... and now, on occasion, I do it too. It's just easier sometimes! ; )
i don't just pee in the shower. i AM pee in the shower. oh, but i didnt pee in your shower, so don't worry tanya and vanessa.
Oh sure, it's all fun and games until the shower clogs and you're sitting with your boyfriend in a puddle of your own piss and filth.
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