TMC: Day Three

First off, I am really proud of myself for yesterday:

1. I didn't poop myself on the way to work - although my butt really wanted to.
2. I knew that partaking in this cleanse would be really hard during the weekend(s) because at work we get fed tons of good, greasy food from the pizzeria next door during the late show. Being the manager on duty, I ask everyone what we want and place the order. I also have to check over all the (audience) food orders as they come in. Working with all that food and not being able to eat it? Tempting, but I didn't cave in. I felt bummed for a little. Like I was missing out. Oh well. I have to do the same tonight. Wish me luck.

TMC is treating me nicely. My shits are SO WEIRD. Yesterday was my last semi-solid crap. Now they are all the consistency of a thick poop sauce. They kind of look like teriyaki sauce. Anyone want some?

I've lost 5 pounds already. I'm sure I'll gain back most of everything I (continue to) lose - seeing as though I'll actually be eating again. However, these mere five pounds are more than I've lost in a few months and it helps me feel slightly accomplished and determined to continue.

There are a few things I've noticed that are troublesome, though. Uhh, the obvious one being that I CAN'T EAT AND I LIKE TO EAT. The other is that I have been feeling sensitivity in my teeth. Think about it:

Maple syrup (sugary) + lemon juice (citrusy) = enamel issues.
It's not too bad. However, I've been taking extra special care of my teeth. Intensive brushing, flossing, etc. I'll just keep good care of my chompers.

I've been keeping a daily weight/mood/appetite/energy level "database" for the duration of my cleanse. I'll keep you posted. Thanks again for your support - and to Mega for her shout-out. I deeply believe in the constant and consistent self-improvement of all people. I just hope I continue with The Master Cleanse so as to better my body and myself. Help me out, please. Thanks, guys!

Turdy Tanya

PS. On a completely unrelated note, it has been brought to my attention that my armpits are kind of stinky. I've been using Old Spice's High Endurance deodorant (scent: Fresh Sport) for years now, but I think my body is now immune. I, literally, slather on about 15 swipes (each pit) before I leave the house and when I get to my destination, I already smell gamey. I've switched deodorants to Arm & Hammer's natural (unscented) deodorant. (I hate anti-perspirants. They are unnatural and are supposedly linked to breast cancer for women). Not gonna lie - I do feel like a little bit less of a man. I miss my Old Spice. And who knew Old Spice had such a rad website?