Woke up at 10AM. I had wanted to get up at 9AM and go for another run, but I was beat. It´s a shame, though. Madrid was awesome and seeing it in just one day was a biatch. Anyway, had a bit of a breakfast snack. Internet caféd a bit. Took a train from Porta Atocha at 2:30PM to Córdoba. The train was AVE (Alta Velocidad España) and was awesome. So quick. This is basically what I did all train ride (annoyed the Papa and read):
Córdoba was alright. We were only there for an hour or so. Then, we took the train to Algeciras. We were scheduled to arrive at 8:30PM.
We got to Algeciras after the most grueling, annoying train ride ever. This one family kept talking and letting their daughter run around and shit. Ugh. I hate that. She just kept staring at me and trying to play and wave. Dude, f off 5 year old. Just cuz I´m a girl doesn´t mean I want to be maternal to you. I just kept making myself fall asleep - which is what I do when I´m bored and/or annoyed on a plane, train or in a car. It´s a really helpful habit. Anyway, we made it to Algeciras at around 9PM. It was whatever.
It´s kind of just known as a transient town. You´re only there to jump over to Gibraltar or Morocco. We shacked up in a nice ass hotel and rested up for our trip to Morocco the next day. I was stoked and could barely sleep. Good thing there was football and "Interview With A Vampire" on t.v. There was also a news special about all the prositutes in Barcelona. Apparently the act of prostitution is legal there, but public humping is not. So, they try and hose them that way. Interesting. I´ll have to do some field research when I go there. Holla!
Um, PS, I´m usually not at all boy crazy, but dudes in Europe are hot. What the f?! Plus, they´re al fútbolistas. I should live here and become a WAG and eat churros all day. It´d rock. OH! PS, Pt 2. On the train, I leaned over to my dad and was like: "You know what´s awesome? I came out of your balls." He liked that a lot. He responded with "That really is awesome!"
Alright, peace outside, vaginalips(es?)!
(p)Terodactyl
1 comments:
Your blogs never cease to amaze and chuckle me. When does your T-Mex-Pink-Leggings-Wearin-Churro-Stuffin-Head-Boil-Chuckler-Face get back to Stati Uniti d'America? I had to make a switch in trips with a work trip to Maui, so now I'll be in NY November 6-10 ... hope you're back.
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